ship-jumper's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Perplexed at blue hair potential Just WHAT is going on?!! I simply do NOT understand. Given that I am a mere 38 years old (ok...a few months from 39 but hushit!); I do NOT have wrinkly skin; I do NOT wear knee high nylons and have them rolled down to my ankes; My boobs have NOT sagged to the point of my nipples hitting my belly button; I still have ALL of my teeth; My hair is NOT blue; I do NOT have loads of polyester smock shirts or poly pants with elastic waists hanging in my closet; I do NOT have orthotics in my shoes; I do NOT use a cane, walker, or push-stroller; So why, WHY, WHY??????? WHY did I wake up and find a 3 inch, curly, black WHISKER on my cheek!!!!!! AAAAAAaaaaggghhhhhhhhh!!!! It was NOT there when I went to sleep. How did it grow so fast? Why is it black? Does it have friends that are plotting their roots into my pores as we speak??? FACIAL HAIR IS A SIGN OF GRANDMA AGE IS IT NOT?????? WHY????!!!!!!!!! I'm going to go pluck this sucker and send it down the drain so it goes far, far away from me. Then I will do something completely immature and asinine to remind myself that I am NOT old and am NOT growing an old lady beard!!! Dayum. The curly hairs that pop out of the nipples were bad enough to deal with. 2:13 p.m. - 2008-04-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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