ship-jumper's Diaryland Diary

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Reflections of a visit

Sadly, auntie poolagirl and mom are gone after their visit. We had so much fun and I was so very sad to say goodbye to them as they sat in the shuttle bus to go to the airport yesterday morning. We had awesome weather while they were here which made everything that much more fun and enjoyable. In fact, today we have record breaking temps of 90 degrees but it is way way too humid to enjoy. Their timing was great!

Some highlights of their time here:

-Their plane arrived 30 minutes early!

-Mom complaining of her booth seat at the restaurant having a hole and a board sticking up her bum. The waitress wasn’t sure what to think of us at that point.

-Almost peed my pants several times with the hilarity of conversations and exchanges of stories. The hooker at the New York hotel had to be the best of them all.

-The Hippo Bus tour in Toronto and crashing into the water after screaming “GO HIPPO GO!!” Then, later finding out that poor mom was freaking out as she thought we were going to be going under water and didn’t understand why nobody was nervous over the fact that none of the windows were closed.

-My little Ipo taking her hospitality responsibilities to heart and sleeping with %diary-poolagirl%% every night to make sure she had everything she needed and was comfy cozy.

-CK’s grooving dance and step-moves while trying to inflate the air mattress……video to come soon!

-Walking into a concrete or marble pillar at the casino in Niagra while walking and doing a stare down contest with poolagirl. I cracked my head right into the thing at the temple and bounced back so hard I spun in a circle while trying to stay on my feet, and my purse went flying.

-Going into wake up poolagirl the first morning only to find the sheets pulled down, her on her side, and her pj bottoms riding half way down her bum….she moons me even in her sleep! Sorry folks, no pictures coming on that one!

-Mom asking “Are we there yet?”

-The debate by Mom as to what meal we were eating and at what time….she was confused when Poolie told her what the time was on the West Coast.

-Mom and Paula debating if they should eat banana’s or muffins….lordy!!

-Hunting for a T-shirt that said London, Ontario….not easy!

-Ending up in a sex toy shop…with my mother!! Oh I have done it all now!! I even stuck my finger in a fake vagina made for men when they are really hard up and lonely. Ewww!! God only knows what else ended up in that thing before my finger eh?

-Screaming like a wild banshee on the Maid of The Mist boat ride and getting soaked. Pic’s definitely to come of that one too. Wait til you see Poolie dance!!

-Eating.

-Eating.

-Eating….wwaaaaaaaaayyyyy too much!!!

-Laughing

-Laughing

-Laughing to the point of peeing my pants. One can never laugh enough, and when I’m with my mom and butthead I never have to worry that there won’t be enough laughter!

I miss them both already and wish they would have been able to stay longer. I contemplated calling the boarder ahead of time before we crossed to tell them that these two women from San Diego were wanted for connection with a crime in Ontario and could not leave yet….but figured they may end up in a locked cell somewhere which wouldn’t be good.

Until we hook up again, I have lots of memories, pictures, and laughs that still come out of me when replaying our time together. I am truly blessed to have two people that are so wonderful in my family. The fact that they like CK as much as they do and get along so well with her is such a huge added bonus! I thought they got along great when we were in San Diego last Christmas, but holy….this weekend…..it was as if we’d all been hanging out for years and years.

I am truly blessed.

And just wait…..many pictures to come once I download. Hmmmm, Poolie may not be so adoring of me depending on the ones I choose to post!! Eeeekkk!!

5:29 p.m. - 2007-10-08

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